Because if you really, really love your photographer enough, he or she just might take some really awesome pictures of you while out on quirky assignments. N.B.: as excellent as your photographer (in this case) might be, they are not able to make your bleach-murdered hat-hair and terrible Tyra Banks-inspired “model with your pain” poses any more appealing.
Because if you love your photog enough, they’ll get a better parking spot for a murder than the cops do. There were five other police cruisers that did not get as good of a parking spot for this murder. This means that you can simply holler at witnesses and take pictures of police pointing at things from the warmth and safety of your vehicle, instead of standing around in the Winnipeg freeze like those poor folks with the TV cameras who did not score this parking spot.
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